Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Fortune Cookie say....

"You will be travelling and coming into a fortune."
Daily Numbers: 9 3 0
Lotto Six #'s: 31 14 15 19 29 32

Monday, March 9, 2009

INTERVIEW!

St Louis University in St Louis, MO wants to interview me! Gonna finally be visiting St Louis, I heard it's dangerous there, the risk of getting shot everyday is like 50%...so 1 in 2 people you see WILL get shot...from a St Louis native. Pretty excited that someone was able to look past my deficiencies...my academics...and focus on my more desirable qualities...my youthful good looks and my magical mastery of the English language. I'm gonna go visit the St Louis Arch...pics to come.

EDIT: I will add info on places to stay and things to do/see to make this blog somewhat useful...yes I feel guilty for making this blog a ranting spot seeing how poor md is such an informative place...for example, I've only found out about poor md a few days ago and already I've learned why the economy of the world is in a deep pit of despair!

Monday, March 2, 2009

new and favorite phrase

From now on when I talk about the future, I will end the sentence with a new and favorite phrase:

"...because of the fickle nature of fate/destiny/life/noun-of-my-choosing."

It is both endearing, charming, memorable, unique and wise-seeming...I know that both is used for two things, well I'm using it for five things...got a problem?...no I'm not retarded.

...and when they ask how so....you respond with:

"you can't question fate man, it has no voice, like a runaway bulldozer, it cares not what it scoops."