getting hammered

So I've had a few exams and quizzes now and have had the opportunity to unwind and relax with friends over a few brews. But one problem I'm finding is that it's not as easy for me to get hammered drunk or even buzzed for that matter as it was back in socal. I dunno what it is, maybe they make wussy beer here for the weak sauce east coasters, no offense to east coasters because there are very cool people here. Or maybe I'm finally growing up and as an ADULT, I need MORE beers and alcohols to become well and fully intoxicated. I dunno, but this clearly is a MAJOR problem, as if I cannot relax by getting drunk off my behind, what the heck do I do to unwind then????

By the way, there is this local beer here called Yuengling, pronounced Yungling or Yingling, your choice, personally I like Yungling, but I think I'm the only one. Anyway, it is quite delicious this beer here, you must try it.