Saturday, February 21, 2009

i got hit by a car again

Well technically not again...last time I hit a car, well technically, this time a car and I came together. It was hard enough that the impact caused the car's glossy painted surface to sort of grab on, or perhaps more appropriately, bond to the skin of my knee and rip it away off my bones. Well not nearly that dramatic, but you get the picture, skin ripped apart and now big chunk missing and it won't stop bleeding. I showed that car though...it's fenders will never be the same...I've shattered its inner sanctum of steel...I've penetrated the impermeable defenses of Japanese automotive sheet metal door...I think I cracked a glass window, I have some random bruises all over my back and sides...It was a thoroughly pleasant encounter on my part, thank you, come again.

It is, by the way, on the same knee that I fell on HARD a few weeks ago while riding in the rain...just when it started to heal it breaks open again...just great

In a few weeks, if you find that I haven't posted in a week or more...expect an invitation to my funeral...which will be a cremation to limit my carbon footprint...

...OR maybe if I loose a limb or two or four...which will also limit my footprint...expect an invite to a party with free booze and alcohol!

ps, betadine is expensive...almost 20 bucks a bottle

pps, betadine isn't as painful as it use to be when it was applied during my childhood years...damn these watered down american betadine solutions!!!

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