The Late Christmas Poem that was sent on time!

I sent this to most people on Christmas day, but I thought I'd post it here now so that Christmas may someday be extended into January................

GOOD MORNING!

I was going to do this over mass text message and single handedly max out my monthly text messaging limit in one fell swoop (that's how much I care about you guys, nevermind the impersonal nature of mass text messages!). But then i found out that you can only mass text to a maximum of 8 people. So I refused to compartmentalize my friendships into groups of 8 because, well, that's just not right, it's also a royal pain! So here's your annual Christmas Morning Greetings and I'd like to do it in song, without the song part, so just the lyrics I guess, well then that just makes it a poem doesn't it, so your Annual Christmas Morning Greetings Poem!

May your Christmas be Joyous
With lots of love and singing
Let your voices ring in chorus
And the tree lights agleamin'

May your gift-giving and present-receiving be merry
And the wrappings impressive
Most importantly, may your presents be very EXPENSIVE!
(Optionally, In $$$ or in Love)

May your wishes come true
And your bellies be full
If your family drives you up the wazoo
Just remember you'll soon be back at school


Alright yo, I'm tired of trying to rhyme, it's too early! Sorry if that wasn't relateable to some of you, but rhyming is damn hard, so deal! And to close it up, here's a picture of a Christmas Cat. Yes it's an ages old tradition that we've all somehow missed...

Merry Christmas!